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Review: California Exotic’s Ultimate Satisfier

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California Exotic Novelties' Ultimate Satisfier

I review sex toys for You can find the Ultimate Satisfier and other anal toys on their site. Disclaimer: Although I don’t receive any money for these reviews (unless you purchase something via an affiliate link to the vendor), I am receiving free toys.

The California Exotic Novelties’ Ultimate Satisfier is a great toy for hands-free anal stimulation. This toy is meant to work interchangeably as a g-spot stimulator in women or for prostate stimulation in men, but I have only used it with for solo sex. Though I have only been using it a short while, I suspect it will join the bendybeads as one of my favorite anal toys.

Like many cheaper sex toys, this toy is sold for novelty use only but it is made from what appears to be good quality silicone. As a result, it should be easy to clean and safe for most people to use. Also like many cheaper sex toys, the included vibrator was unreliable to the point of worthlessness; if you do make use of it make sure you don’t remove the plastic insert in the battery compartment as it seems to help stabilize the battery inside. Even with the plastic in place, I only got the bullet to turn on once and then it stopped as soon as I jiggled it slightly. If you want this toy to vibrate, I recommend you replace the bullet with a standard battery-operated egg; just make sure to use some lube when you insert it and pull the vibe out after you’re done so it does not become stuck.

The size of this toy makes it relatively easy to insert, but the rippled shape feels great inside. One of the nubs on the outside of the toy acts as a handle, whereas the other is designed to stimulate the perineum. I like this toy because it has a more interesting shape than a typical plug; it doesn’t stay in place quite as well, but depending on positioning it stays put better than many toys. Even without using my hands, I found I could change the amount of pressure on my perineum by changing my position to put pressure on the handle. The first time few times I made use of this toy it was without vibrations, but I still got a lot out of it. Having tried it both ways, I actually think I enjoy it more without a vibrator but I will probably keep experimenting.

I can’t find a lot to criticize about this toy. It might be slightly too large for total beginners to anal play, and it will certainly seem too small for some. It’s size would make it a great warm up toy before larger toys or strap-ons. It’s possible that with the vibrator removed, the hole in the back of the toy could collect lube and excess dirt, but since it’s silicone you can even submerge it in boiling water to get it clean.

I really like the Ultimate Satisfier and recommend it to anyone looking for anal stimulation and vibration at a relatively inexpensive price.

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